woahhhh strangahs ~!!

WOAH it's been a zillion years since i've posted ~! i dunno how long, but boy it's been a while. the weight loss thing has totally stalled (shockah) but i keep promising myself i'll be back on da wagon "tomorrow" bwahah! i will, i will, but as they say relapse is on the road to recovery, am i right? ok then. so. i've been browsing the interwebs and finding lots of goodies that are making me drool this season, so here are a few....

GIMMY JIMMY!!    and really, people, who DOESN'T need bright orange shoes?!

ooohhh that reminds me, have you seen this site:   copious- kicks ass!

it's basically like a wonderland of fashion(y) items, either new or gently worn, loads of vintage items, and with unreal prices! you can buy AND sell your items on here :D totally fantastic and a total time suckah cuz i am telling you once you get to looking you will be in a trance !

and i have found the wedding dress of my dreams. oh hell. i guess i dont' need a wedding dress, but i MUST have this:   trashy diva wedding dress   (for the record, it's a must have, wedding or not!)

if you haven't been to plasticland, you're missing out on a ginormous playground of retro items & clothing, please visit this website, you will not be sad that you did:  plasticland - a retro wonderland!

so that's about it from this funky diva. enjoy & shop away :)

losin' weight.....

WEIGHT LOSS BLOG!

betcha thought i fergot all about losing weight? nah. i was sick, blah blah blah and i talked to my trainer and she wanted to make sure i was all in 100% before i got started. so today begins the new way of eating & working out. i feel better (finally) allergies are still kickin' my ass but at least i'm not laid up with a horrific sinus infection & awful cold. so. that's that. i woke up and had my breakfast and all the stuff she told me to eat. all i gotta do is follow directions which i can totally do.

i can do it :)

sooooooo today is the first day of WLJ. (giggle)

hair & make up fabishness...

i've come to a conclusion on what i want to get done to mah hurrs. it's a surprise ;) pics to come. it's totally sassy & funky and new for me (which is hard to do since i have done close to everything under the sun!)

soooo...yay.

friday that'll get done along with a fresh make up face from bobbi brown:

luv u bobbi!

i'm going wit a darlin' friend of mine. heehee. she's totally a make up veeergin. now if only i can shake this illness that is killin' me <blehhhhh>

Hairstyle help needed!

Ooooookay! I need hairstyle help! I am going for a new color & welcome feedback. I'm thinking extreme color & shorter length. Hmu wit suggestions ;) I have some ideas but love suggestions!

curvy girls rule!

holllllllahhhhhhh!!!

i have lost 3 or so lbs this week, but official weigh in is not till tomorrow morning. yay! the line up today, waxing, perhaps gettin' hair did if i can reach stylist, and massage @ 1pm. 

oh- and i am shaking my tiny fist of fury, i am NOT old enough to have so many silver hairs on my head. NOT old enough i tell you. this is some bullshit. so gotz tah get those bad boys covered up, and pronto. i will be 100% silver at this rate by next year i'm afraid. 

aging is not for the faint of heart. 

OK for today's amazing finds....can someone give me an AMEN for the following websites?! 

hayyyyyy you curvy gurls...like sexy things but sick of stick figures at victoria secrets telling you they don't have your size? check this out!

hips & curves

and here's a wonderful big girl fashion blog: 

curves & confidence

check 'em out. CURVY GURRRRLS RULE!!!  and yes, i am trying to get fit & lose some weight, that doesn't mean i am trying to lose my curvaciousness ;) 

diary of a shopaholic :/

ok so my morning sorta went down hill while i was holding a cuppa coffee @ 7:30 am, scorching hot i might add, and suddenly the handle broke and an entire cup of coffee landed in my lap, all over bessie (my trusted old laptop) and of course it was burning the shit outta me while i am frantically trying to save bessie's life.

meh.

i go back to bed.

then i wake up and come down stairs for a coffee redux, and realize nordstroms sent me a big book of wonders. if you don't know me, or  haven't figured out yet, i've got a touch of "shopaholicism" so i knew i should not look, but i did. HOLY SHIT. this is on the tail end of a conversation i was just having about how "good" i've been and how "frugal" i've been lately. yeaaaaaaaa...well about that. so what happens when the shopping bug bites me?! i immediately have to log on to nordstroms website and check out additional wonders. SPRING IS COMING and lord knows with spring comes vibrant colors, new bags / shoes to behold, and of course, new makeup lines. i had to share some drool worthy things that i am finding this morning. yanno. cuz if i'mma drool, yer gonna drool too :P

first on the agenda, please tell me WHERE this bag has been all my life?! and i'm normally not a kate spade fan, but holy hell i am in love with this bag!!!  click on da following link:

'ello gorgeous!

and coming up next, is a fab find that i can't stop staring at...

turquoise magic!

really...who doesn't need these!?

and while we're dressing for spring, who doesn't need a slouchy holey sweater?

yay betsey !

OK so moral of da story, STAY WAY FROM FREAKING NORDSTROMS today if you are me.

rambling thoughts....

soooooo......

today starts day 1 of working with the personal trainers. tomorrow morning i go to the gym & do exactly what they tell me to do. i have to track all the stuff i eat & drink for one full week & i weigh in every friday. next week they'll give me my eating plan.

i am super excited.

oh....and get THIS!

Time Smoke-Free: 4 days, 8 hours, 25 minutes and 27 seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 65
Lifetime Saved:  11 hours
Money Saved: $19.50 i am done smoking !  some really smart person recommended this little gem, if you want to stop smoking real butts & are ready for something a lot bettah, give it a try. seriously. click on da link below :) INFERNO!!!